I swatted this fly off my leg and then felt super guilty cos I realized he was decrepit and couldn’t fly. So I gave him part of an almond and I even dripped some water near him so he could quench his thirst. Also, I’m insane.
fun fact: queen victoria smoked weed to relieve period pains so i think i should be allowed to as well
Torn between putting on nice makeup or just ripping all the skin off my body and calling it a day.
Hubert Reeves (via cosmofilius)